Sunday, May 23, 2010

And the Darwin Award Goes To...

Guy who felt it necessary to stick his pecker in a pipe...


A MAN had to have his penis cut free by SEVEN firefighters after he got it stuck in a steel PIPE. The crew used a METAL GRINDER for the delicate 30-minute operation, after doctors at Southampton General Hospital tried to release him without success. The medics failed because the restricted blood flow had caused the man to become aroused. A crew from the Hampshire Fire and Rescue Service used the four-and-a-half-inch grinder to cut the pipe free on Tuesday morning. Afterwards, the patient was given an anaesthetic and although his willy was left bruised and swollen it was otherwise unharmed. The anxious man aged about 40 failed to explain how the pipe had become stuck. A Hampshire Fire and Rescue Service spokesman said today: "Initially the crew did not have the appropriate cutting equipment to free the man. "It was a very delicate operation that required a very steady hand and the crew was worried about things getting too hot during the cutting.


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