Saturday, May 8, 2010

Funny Mothers Day Poems

Perusing the web, I stumbled on these gems. Enjoy!

1. Mom you are a shining star though the world doesn’t know your name.
You have no fancy title like Baroness or Dame.
om you really are a star, my mother mentor and friend.
A Nobel Prize for motherhood is what I’d recommend.
And if I won the lottery I’d share my win with you
I’d take you Mom on a spending spree each day the whole year through!
You may not be famous, as your face is known to few.
But Mom I think you are wonderful and I’m so proud of you!

2. What if moms were mean and grind
And also rather unfair and unkind
Would they scream and bite and hit
Or call people numbskulls, birdbrains, or nitwits
A bet that might happen, if you forget
To celebrate Mother’s Day and instead play croquet! – Milou

3. Mommy you are sweet
Mommy you are nice
Don’t ever leave me
Cause you make the best rice!!!!
Mum your the best,
And I owe you the rest,
I make some mess,
And you make it less,
Mum I love you,
And so do you,
So I’ll make you happy,
And you’ll feel merry. – Maryam

4. Dear Lord, it’s such a hectic day
With little time to stop and pray
For life’s been anything but calm
Since You called on me to be a mom
Running errands, matching socks
Building dreams with building blocks
Cooking, cleaning, and finding shoes
And other stuff that children lose
Fitting lids on bottled bugs
Wiping tears and giving hugs
A stack of last weeks mail to read
So where’s the quiet time I need?
Yet when I steal a minute, Lord
Just at the sink or ironing board
To ask the blessings of Your grace
I see then, in my small one’s face
That you have blessed me
All the while
And I stop to kiss
That precious smile

5. It’s Mother’s Day
so thank you Mom
You ought to know
you’re da’ bomb.

6. Mothers cannot do it all
But surely do they try.
Mothers hear the angel’s call,
To comfort all who cry.
Mothers for themselves may fall,
For others they will fly.
Mother’s bear the weight of all,
For their children, they would die.
A Mother’s gift extends beyond
All bounds of time and space.
Her lovingness and nurturing
Make Earth a peaceful place. -Kristin F. McKendall

7. My mother seems to always know
When I am good or bad,-
I see it in her face each hour
By happy look or sad;
I have a new intention now
Which I’ll try to keep each day
And then, instead of worried brow,
She’ll wear a smile alway!

8. God made a wonderful mother,
A mother who never grows old;
He made her smile of the sunshine,
And He molded her heart of pure gold;
In her eyes He placed bright shining stars,
In her cheeks fair roses you see;
God made a wonderful mother,
And He gave that dear mother to me.

9. My mother is the smartest person
You could ever see;
She can answer any question
That sure will puzzle me!
Talk about your “information.”
Mother’s surely got her share;
She can answer “how” and “when”
“What and “why” and “where!”
There never is a single question
But she knows the way
It should be correctly answered
And she’s right, I say!
Gee! You’ve got to hand it to her,-
Knows most everything “by heart”,-
She is sweet and kind and good
And she’s awful smart!

Funny quotes for Mothers Day:

“God could not be everywhere and therefore he made mothers.” – Jewish Proverb

“When you are a mother, you are never really alone in your thoughts. A mother always has to think twice, once for herself and once for her child.” – Sophia Loren, “Women and Beauty”

“Women’s Liberation is just a lot of foolishness. It’s the men who are discriminated against. They can’t bear children. And no one’s likely to do anything about that.”- Golda Meir

“You don’t really understand human nature unless you know why a child on a merry-go-round will wave at his parents every time around – and why his parents will always wave back.” – William D. Tammeus.

“The most remarkable thing about my mother is that for thirty years she served the family nothing but leftovers. The original meal has never been found.” – Calvin Trillin

“It would seem that something which means poverty, disorder and violence every single day should be avoided entirely, but the desire to beget children is a natural urge.” – Phyllis Diller

“A mother is a person who seeing there are only four pieces of pie for five people, promptly announces she never did care for pie.” – Tenneva Jordan

“Mothers ofteenagers know why animals eat their young.” – Author Unknown

“My mother had to send me to the movies with my birth certificate, so that I wouldn’t have to pay the extra fifty cents that the adults had to pay.” – KareemAbdul-Jabbar

“It takes a woman twenty years to make a man of her son, and another woman twenty minutes to make a fool of him.” – Helen Rowland

“All women become like their mothers. That is their tragedy. No man does. That’s his.” – Oscar Wilde

“A suburban mother’s role is to deliver children obstetrically once, and by car forever after.” – Peter De Vries

“Mothers are fonder than fathers of their children because they are more certain they are their own.” – Aristotle

“A man loves his sweetheart the most, his wife the best, but his mother the longest.” – Irish Proverb