Friday, December 24, 2010

Three Phases Of Owning A Computer




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Douchebag Tweets by Steve Jobs (@ceostevejobs)
Good thing everybody forgot about that "massive antenna design flaw" on the iPhone right in time for Christmas.

Please don't wish me 'Merry Christmas.' I'm Buddhist.

'Don't ask, don't tell' is still in effect at Apple. Don't ask about unannounced products because we don't tell about unannounced products.

Yo Zuck, I'm really happy for you, I'mma let you finish, but I clearly shoulda been Person of the Year.

Everyone wants to know when the new iPad is coming out. For the record, Apple doesn't make gay devices.

I'll release iOS 4.2 as soon as I finish on the toilet. Have patience.

Stop complaining. I know what's best for you.


Congratulations sir, You have the "Douchebag Of The Year" award on LOCK-DOWN!