1.) Put your pants back on.
2.) Please don't write on the wall with poop again.
3.) Don't touch your pecker in public.
4.) Food doesn't go there (this ones versatile!)
5.) Don't put your finger in your brothers butthole.
6.) Did you just fart in my lap? (personal favorite lol)
7.) Mommy and daddy were just wrestling.
8.) No, you do not play in the toilet!
9.) Don’t play with it at the table. (refer to #3, non parents...boys play with it EVERYWHERE!)
10.) No, I absolutely DO NOT want to smell your finger!
That's it for now!
- The one, The ONLY, Holytotemic
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